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doublechocolatechipworld:
“ the-late-great-abigail-quinn:
“ leftmyarminmycoat:
“ dictatorofbutts:
“ I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
”
this made my day its so adorable
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This...

doublechocolatechipworld:

the-late-great-abigail-quinn:

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

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Awwwww

boxkickbefit:
“ littlegirl-leanmuscles:
“ bitchesxbacon:
“ madibert:
“ If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining
”
I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES.
”
actually...

boxkickbefit:

littlegirl-leanmuscles:

bitchesxbacon:

madibert:

If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining

I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES.

actually cackling

This is gold

queenofairandfire:

boredpanda:

Stuff No One Told Me

I need these reminders on a daily basis. Thank you.

punkrockdorianpavus:

One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me

  • me:

    why am I so lonely ? :/

  • brain:

    you literally distance yourself from everyone, you can't express your emotions properly, you're terrified of commitment, you have intimacy probl-

  • me:

    why am I so lonely ?? :/